If there had been zombies on the iceberg when the Titanic hit it, that would have made a much better movie.

If you ask me, most people have children just as their own enthusiasm about life begins to wane.

The only difference between suicide and martyrdom is press coverage.

First your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give you their life.

The problem with every story is you tell it after the fact.

People would ask me to autograph their bodies and then the next time I'd see them on tour they'd have my autograph tattooed. I decided I wouldn't write on people anymore, but I'd give them arms and legs and if they wanted those autographed I'd do that.

I will never write a sequel to anything that I will ever write.