This is your life and its ending one moment at a time.
Rant would tell people: 'You're a different human being to everybody you meet.
Everyone is equal and everyone is forced to participate; you can't just be a spectator.
On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
To see how boring you really are, write a book about soap and cults, and the profits you make will be your only means of subsistence.
Nothing shows you the straight line from here to death like a list.