After you hear even the shortest great story, it should fill you with a little bit of fear.

Katherine Kenton remains among the generation of women who feel that the most sincere form of flattery is the male erection.

Sticks and stones may break your bones but words can hurt like hell.

You can say anything if enough people will listen.

Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a Barbie doll, a vacuum cleaner. We're all such products.

It's only in drugs or death we'll see anything new, and death is just too controlling.

You know how both life and porno movies end. The only difference is life starts with the orgasm.