The police are asking through the bedroom door, why did I make a batch of strawberry daiquiris before I called them? Because we were out of raspberries. Because, can't they see, it just does not matter. Time was not of the essence.
Worker bees can leave. Even drones can fly away. The Queen is their slave.
More than one side? You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass!
A good story should make you laugh, and a moment later break your heart.
Honest is how I want to look. The truth doesn't glitter and shine.
Most times, it's just a lot easier not to let the world know what's wrong.