I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may.

In good old Colonial Dunsboro, masochism is a valuable job skill. It is in most jobs.

And the seventh rule is if this is your first night at fight club, you have to fight.

I hate how I don't feel real enough unless people are watching.

Everything is funnier in retrospect, funnier and prettier and cooler. You can laugh at anything from far enough away.

If you could be either God’s worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?

You can't base your life on the past or the present. You have to tell me about your future.