It's obsequious little nicety-nice girls like me who allow assholes to run the world: Miss Harlot O'Harlots, billionaire phony tree huggers, hypocrite drug-snorting, weed-puffing peace activists who fund the mass-murdering drug cartels and perpetuate crushing poverty in dirt-poor banana republics. It's my petty fear of personal rejection that allows so many true evils to exist. My cowardice enables atrocities.

We have pain and hate and love and joy and war in the world because we want them.

The problem with educating stupid people was that they didn’t know they were stupid. The same went for curing crazy people.

People will listen to you only when they know you're dying, otherwise they're just waiting for their turn to talk.

Reality means you live until you die. The real truth is nobody wants reality.

It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.

The problem with every story is you tell it after the fact.