this is the upside of already being eternally damned

A couple drinks. A couple aspirin. Repeat.

I haven't had a TV in 10 years, and I really don't miss it. 'Cause it's always so much more fun to be with people than it ever was to be with a television.

To repeat, the way you get to the huge, impossible yes is, you start collecting a lot of easy, small yeses.

We'll never be as young as we are tonight.

When you reach the end of your life - trust me, you won't look back and savor the moments you spent alone.

If I turn up suicided in the morning, it was murder.