After you find out all the things that can go wrong, your life becomes less about living and more about waiting.

Seek midday nourishment. Visit memorial acclaimed war hero Colonel Sanders.

Mylife might be little and boring, but at least it’s mine - not some assembly-line, secondhand, hand-me-down life.

Everyone is equal and everyone is forced to participate; you can't just be a spectator.

I still love him so much I'll hide any amount of conjugated estrogen in his food. So much I'll do anything to destroy him.

Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a Barbie doll, a vacuum cleaner. We're all such products.

My goal is more to be remembered. They'll remember this thing and like it in the future. The trick is to stay remembered long enough for that to happen.