To see how boring you really are, write a book about soap and cults, and the profits you make will be your only means of subsistence.

Without pain, without sacrifice we would have nothing. Like the first monkey shot into space.

We can spend our lives letting the world tell us who we are…Or we can decide for ourselves.

Today is the sort of day where the sun only comes up to humiliate you.

Beginning with Santa Claus as a cognitive exercise, a child is encouraged to share the same idea of reality as his peers. Even if that reality is patently invented and ludicrous, belief is encouraged with gifts that support and promote the common cultural lies. The greatest consensus in modern society is our traffic systems. The way a flood of strangers can interact, sharing a path, almost all of them traveling without incident. It only takes one dissenting driver to create anarchy.

After long enough, everyone in the world will be you enemy.

You couldn't have small, dying children in a movie without really bringing everyone down, but you can in comics.