To see how boring you really are, write a book about soap and cults, and the profits you make will be your only means of subsistence.

The problem with every story is you tell it after the fact.

It's exhausting, the energy it takes to unknow a truth.

I would say any behavior that is not the status quo is interpreted as insanity, when, in fact, it might actually be enlightenment. Insanity is sorta in the eye of the beholder.

It's the Marilyn Monroe school of medicine where enough of any drug will cure any disease.

Don't write about your most emotionally charged moment as a learning thing.

I know that when a supersexy older girl with hips and breasts and nice hair wants to take off your glasses and to paint you a smoky eye she's merely trying to enroll you in a beauty contest she's already won. It's a kind of slummy, condescending gesture, like when rich people ask poor people where they summer. To me, this smacks of a blatant, insensitive "let them eat cake" type of chauvinism.