The amazing miracle of death, when one second you're walking and talking, and the next second you're an object.
Chuck PalahniukEverything is funnier in retrospect, funnier and prettier and cooler. You can laugh at anything from far enough away.
Chuck PalahniukWe thought all this teaching was to make us smart. What it did was make us stupid. With all the little facts we learned, we never had the time to think.
Chuck Palahniuk