It can only take a moment to waste the rest of your life.

Don't do this. I love you. Don't shut me out.

His saliva tasted like the wet dicks of ten thousand lonely truck drivers.

The truth is you can be orphaned again and again and again. The truth is, you will be. And the secret is, this will hurt less and less each time until you can't feel a thing. Trust me on this.

I want my whole life lined with a topical anesthetic.

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise. I am Jack's Broken Heart.

So often with beginning writers, the story that they want to start with is the most important story of their life - my molestation, my this, my horrible drug addiction - they want to tell that most important story, and they don't have the skills to tell it yet, so it ends up becoming a comedy. A powerful story told poorly becomes funny, it just makes people laugh behind their hands.