It can only take a moment to waste the rest of your life.

Most times, it's just a lot easier not to let the world know what's wrong.

Writers should be able to fully deduct from their taxes all writing-related expenses, including alcohol, parking tickets, court judgments, fines for lewd public behavior, Zoloft, and cigarettes.

How you're still always trapped. How your head is the cave, your eyes the cave mouth. How you live inside your head and only see what you want. How you only watch the shadows and make up your own meaning.

This isn't about guilt or innocence, he says. The dinosaurs weren't morally good or bad, but they're all dead.

Six hundred and forty fish later, the only thing I know is everything you love will die. The first time you meet someone special, you can count on them one day being dead and in the ground.

This is your life and its ending one moment at a time.