Some stories, you use up. Others use you up.

And if you believe that we really have free will, then you know that God can't really control us. And since God can't control us, all God does is watch and change channels when He gets bored.

If you don't know what you want, you end up with a lot you don't.

Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.

Love is a skill you learn.

About my boss, Tyler tells me, if I'm really angry, I should go to the post office and fill out a change-of-address card and have all his mail forwarded to Rugby, North Dakota.

Everyone holds a certain type of power. For young people, it's their youth, their attractiveness, and their energy. But they're terrified that as those qualities fade, what are they going to replace that form of power with?