Everybody looks a little crazy if you're looking close enough and if you can't look that close, then you don't really love them.

We've spent so much time judging what other people created that we've created very, very little of our own.

People take conventional ways that other people have always decorated their cars, and use them as ways of giving other people permission to approach them.

Because I can't hit bottom, I can't be saved.

Six hundred and forty fish later, the only thing I know is everything you love will die. The first time you meet someone special, you can count on them one day being dead and in the ground.

It's obsequious little nicety-nice girls like me who allow assholes to run the world: Miss Harlot O'Harlots, billionaire phony tree huggers, hypocrite drug-snorting, weed-puffing peace activists who fund the mass-murdering drug cartels and perpetuate crushing poverty in dirt-poor banana republics. It's my petty fear of personal rejection that allows so many true evils to exist. My cowardice enables atrocities.

The best way to waste your life, is by taking notes. The easiest way to avoid living is to just watch. Look for the details. Report. Don't participate.