People had been working for so many years to make the world a safe organized place. Nobody realized how boring it would become.

We hear the ambient noise of children singing. We hear lions and tigers roar. Hyenas laugh. Some jungle bird or howler monkey declares its existence, screeching a maniac's gibberish. Our entire world, always doing battle against the silence and obscurity of death.

Since change is constant, you wonder if people crave death because it's the only way they can get anything really finished.

In truth, the degree of anyone's success depends on how often they can say the word yes and hear the word no.

College is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students are there to drink

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

There are a lot of things we don't want to know about the people we love.