Until you find something to fight for, you settle for something to fight against.

After a good-looking boy gives you rabies two, three times, you'll settle down and marry somebody less exciting for the rest of your life

If you could be either God’s worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?

the world is the cradle and your trap.

I try to tell a story the way someone would tell you a story in a bar, with the same kind of timing and pacing.

There are people out there who will not read books, but somehow they'll read my books.

Imagine how you’d feel if your whole life turned into a job you couldn’t stand.