Skinny guys fight till they're burger.

The girl is infectious human waste, and she's confused and afraid to commit to the wrong thing and so she won't commit to anything.

Control the things you can control. As for the rest - God bless it all.

I am nothing, and not even that.

We just had a near-life experience!

Writers should be able to fully deduct from their taxes all writing-related expenses, including alcohol, parking tickets, court judgments, fines for lewd public behavior, Zoloft, and cigarettes.

That's why I write, because life never works except in retrospect. You can't control life, at least you can control your version.