By the time you read this, you'll be older than you remember.

People would ask me to autograph their bodies and then the next time I'd see them on tour they'd have my autograph tattooed. I decided I wouldn't write on people anymore, but I'd give them arms and legs and if they wanted those autographed I'd do that.

When you don't share your problems, you resent hearing the problems of other people.

Cults make people sing so hard for so long - because it over-oxygenates the blood and sets them up to faint.

You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is a choice. Every time you don't throw yourself down the stairs, that's a choice. Every time you don't crash your car, you re-enlist.

My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.

It's not love or anything, but I think I like you, too.