Not everything is about money. You didn't even say, hello. You are not your sad little wallet.

His computer password is "password.

Everyone holds a certain type of power. For young people, it's their youth, their attractiveness, and their energy. But they're terrified that as those qualities fade, what are they going to replace that form of power with?

To see how boring you really are, write a book about soap and cults, and the profits you make will be your only means of subsistence.

Anytime my work can coax bodily fluids out of someone, I'm happy.

If you're going to read this, don't bother.

All you can do is hope for a pattern to emerge, and sometimes it never does. Still, with a plan, you only get the best you can imagine. I'd always hoped for something better than that.