Everyone's in their own personal coma.

Everyone is equal and everyone is forced to participate; you can't just be a spectator.

The only funny part about Colonial Dunsboro is maybe it's too authentic, but for all the wrong reasons. This whole crowd of losers and nutcases who hide out here because they can't make it in the real world, in real jobs — isn't this why we left England in the first place? To establish our own alternate reality. Weren't the Pilgrims pretty much the crackpots of their time? For sure, instead of just wanting to believe something different about God's love, the losers I work with want to find salvation through compulsive behaviors.

If there’s any trick to doing a job you hate . . . Mrs. Clark says it’s to find a job you hate even more.

I always really curious to see how people interpret things. I know my version, and I'm kind of bored with my version so I want to see their version.

Why should I believe any of this?' It happens that fast. I say, because I think I like you. Marla says, 'Not love?' This is a cheesy enough moment, I say. Don't push it.

Suicide is very contagious.