Everyone's in their own personal coma.

No mat­ter how much I try and hide this, bit by bit, I start to fall apart.

Emotionally, in our minds, we get so filled with resentments where we've got a story about absolutely everything.

Without pain, without sacrifice we would have nothing. Like the first monkey shot into space.

The only biodiversity we're going to have left is Coke versus Pepsi. We're landscaping the whole world one stupid mistake at a time.

I think in a way, you're doomed, once you can envision something. You're sort of doomed to make it happen. I've found that the moment I can envision leaving a relationship, that's usually the moment that the relationship starts to fall apart.

On game shows, some people will take the trip to France, but most people will take the washer and dryer pair.