Don't write about your most emotionally charged moment as a learning thing.

You have endless ways you can commit suicide without dying dying.

We just had a near-life experience!

I'm working harder than I have ever worked in my entire life, but what the hell, my life is my job now, and my job is my life and that's the way it should be.

Or maybe...just maybe this whole process is our training wheels towards something bigger. If we can reflect and know our lives, we might stay awake and shape our futures.

I've been choking to death for years. By now this should be easy.

Everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.