If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, doesn't it just lie there and rot?

I will never write a sequel to anything that I will ever write.

On game shows, some people will take the trip to France, but most people will take the washer and dryer pair.

We've been speaking English as a second language so long that we've forgotten it as our first.

The bigger the mistake looks, the better chance I'll have to break out and live a real life. Our real discoveries come from chaos. - Brandy Alexander

If you're going to read this, don't bother.

If you start in the pit of despair with these profane, awful things, even a glimmer of hope or awareness is going to occur that's much brighter coming from this dark, awful beginning.