If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, doesn't it just lie there and rot?

I will never write a sequel to anything that I will ever write.

My stories tend to bring people from isolation into community - with at least one other person, usually with a whole community of people - so that they find themselves accepted back by a world that they kind of fled from.

You can't base your life on the past or the present. You have to tell me about your future.

Some mythological fat asswipe drives our national economy.

Emotionally, in our minds, we get so filled with resentments where we've got a story about absolutely everything.

It's not living alone if you keep a rifle under the bed.