To see how boring you really are, write a book about soap and cults, and the profits you make will be your only means of subsistence.
I don't remember the hotel rooms or the airports but I always remember the events.
Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of bullshit.
Pretty much always. We need to tell the story of our life to someone.
I would pay snakes to bite her.
College is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students are there to drink