Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of bullshit.

Yes, I kidnapped that Lindberg baby.

The career of a movie star consists of helping everyone else forget their troubles. Using charm and beauty and good cheer to make life look easy.

I let go. Lost in oblivion. Dark and silent and complete. I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom.

This wasn't any mere song and dance; here was a bold, blaring declaration howling itself into the empty face of death.

Even if you tell yourself "Today I'm going to drink coffee the wrong way ... from a dirty boot." Even that would be right, because you chose to drink coffee from that boot. Because you can do nothing wrong. You are always right. Even when you say, "I'm such an idiot, I'm so wrong..." you're right. You're right about being wrong. You're right even when you're an idiot. No matter how stupid your idea, you're doomed to be right because it's yours.

You only ask people about themselves so you can tell them about yourself.