What I did was pour out about a gallon of Chanel Number Five and put a burning wedding invitation to it, and boom, I'm recycling.

The only person we'll hate more than each other is ourselves.

My whole life is about forgetting. It's my most valuable job skill.

The most boring thing in the entire world is nudity. The second most boring thing is honesty.

Almost all the time, you tell yourself you're loving somebody when you're just using them. This only looks like love.

Hope is something really tough and tenacious you have to give up. It’s an addiction to break.

Why do I do anything?' she says. 'I'm educated enough to talk myself out of any plan. To deconstruct any fantasy. Explain away any goal. I'm so smart I can negate any dream.