What I did was pour out about a gallon of Chanel Number Five and put a burning wedding invitation to it, and boom, I'm recycling.

Where would Jesus be if no one had written the gospels?

So if reality is all a spell, and you don't really want what you think you want... If you have no free will. You don't really know what you know. You don't really love who you only think you love. What do you have left to live for?

The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

A good story should make you laugh, and a moment later break your heart.

I figure if Eve could get us into this mess, I could get us out. After all, God really likes to see a go-getter.

What would Tyler Durden do?