Jump way back to one time, Evie and me did this fashion shoot in a junk yard, in a slaughterhouse, in a mortuary. We'd go anywhere to look good by comparison, and what I realize is mostly what I hate about Evie is the fact that she's so vain and stupid and needy. But what I hate most is how she's just like me. What I really hate is me so I hate pretty much everybody.

Hey, you created me! I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!

Some of us are lucky enough to fall in love once or twice but the luckiest of us are those who find that someone they simply can't live without and have the pleasure of falling in love with them day in and day out for the rest of their lives. Relationships aren't about simply falling in love once and being done with it, they're about loving someone until the end of your days and growing that love endlessly.

My whole life is about forgetting. It's my most valuable job skill.

In truth, the degree of anyone's success depends on how often they can say the word yes and hear the word no.

Maybe it's our sins that give God consolation when he finally has to give us cancer.

We've taken the world apart but we have no idea what to do with the pieces.