It is a hundred-year-old witch book, bound in human skin and probably written in ancient cum...YOU lick it!

People will listen to you only when they know you're dying, otherwise they're just waiting for their turn to talk.

After you hear even the shortest great story, it should fill you with a little bit of fear.

We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We just are, and what happens just happens.

Don't do what you want. Do what you don't want. Do what you're trained not to want. Do the things that scare you the most.

We'll never be as young as we are tonight.

Get married before the sex gets boring or you'll never get married.