It is a hundred-year-old witch book, bound in human skin and probably written in ancient cum...YOU lick it!

Experts in ancient Greek culture say that people back then didn't see their thoughts as belonging to them. When ancient Greeks had a thought, it occurred to them as a god or goddess giving an order. Apollo was telling them to be brave. Athena was telling them to fall in love. Now people hear a commercial for sour cream potato chips and rush out to buy, but now they call this free will. At least the ancient Greeks were being honest.

No matter how many luxuries you get, something will be missing. No matter how carefully you choose, you'll never be totally happy.

Some stories, you use up. Others use you up.

By the time you read this, you'll be older than you remember.

Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually how you end up crying?

The gyms you go to are crowded with guys trying to look like men, as if being a man means looking the way a sculptor or an art director says.