Stanislavski was right, you can find fresh pain every time you discover what you pretty much already know.

The tiny space, the toilet, two hundred strangers just a few inches away, it's so exciting, the lack of room to maneuver, it helps if you're double-jointed. Use your imagination. Some creativity and a few simple stretching exercises and you can be knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door. You'll be amazed how time flies.

You ever wonder if Adam and Eve were just the puppies God dumped because they wouldn't house-train?

I write compulsively. I've got so many ideas, and I love to do it so much, I can't not do it. I write the way some people do drugs.

The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club.

To hell with housework, our top priority has always been between our legs.

You gain power by pretending to be weak. By contrast, you make people feel strong. You save people by letting them save you.