There are no hopeless situations; there are only men who have grown hopeless about them.

Nature abhors a vacuum, even in the heads of statesmen.

Lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, and lessens the frictions of social contacts.

In politics women type the letters, lick the stamps, distribute the pamphlets and get out the vote. Men get elected.

Women can't have an honest exchange in front of men without having it called a cat fight.

But if God had wanted us to think just with our wombs, why did He give us a brain?

You know, that's the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother.