There are no hopeless situations; there are only men who have grown hopeless about them.

There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife.

You know, that's the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother.

I refuse the compliment that I think like a man, thought has no sex, one either thinks or one does not.

Lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, lessens the friction of social contacts. . . . It is only in lies, wholeheartedly and bravely told, that human nature attains through words and speech the forebearance, the nobility, the romance, the idealism, that-being what it is-it falls so short of in fact and in deed.

I am for lifting everyone off the social bottom. In fact, I am for doing away with the social bottom altogether.

You see few people here in America who really care very much about living a Christian life in a democratic world.