There are no hopeless situations; there are only men who have grown hopeless about them.

You see few people here in America who really care very much about living a Christian life in a democratic world.

Remember, whenever a Republican leaves one side of the aisle and goes to the other, it raises the intelligence quotient of both parties.

Male supremacy has kept woman down. It has not knocked her out.

You know, that's the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother.

The women who inspired this play deserved to be smacked across the head with a meat ax and that, I flatter myself, is exactly what I smacked them with.

A man has only one escape from his old self: to see a different self in the mirror of some woman's eyes.