Rome is the city above all cities which loses most of its meaning to those who do not bring to it some historical sense, a decent knowledge of art, and a good amount of time. Rome therefore is particularly disturbing to an American.

No woman has ever so comforted the distressed or distressed the comfortable. on Eleanor Roosevelt.

They say that women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men.

Lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, and lessens the frictions of social contacts.

Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable.

There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife.

Technological man can't believe in anything that can't be measured, taped, or put into a computer.