my definition of the ideal man is 'that particular man with whom a woman happens to be in love at that particular time.

Technological man can't believe in anything that can't be measured, taped, or put into a computer.

I was wondering today what the religion of the country is - and all I could come up with is sex.

Guns know no policy except destruction.

I have never met a man [in the military], in or out of uniform, who ever said, "Let's use the missiles." They are even more terrified that the Bishops, because a great many of them don't expect to go to Heaven, which at least the Bishops do.

Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable.

Communism is the opiate of the intellectuals.