my definition of the ideal man is 'that particular man with whom a woman happens to be in love at that particular time.

Advertising has done more to cause the social unrest of the 20th century than any other single factor.

I don't have a warm personal enemy left. They've all died off. I miss them terribly because they helped define me.

You know, that's the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother.

H. L. Mencken told me once that he answered all his mail, pleasant and unpleasant, with just one line, 'You may be right.' That's the way I feel now. It is in the realm of possibility, just barely, that I could be the one who's wrong.

Censorship, like charity, should begin at home, but, unlike charity, it should end there.

I have never met a man [in the military], in or out of uniform, who ever said, "Let's use the missiles." They are even more terrified that the Bishops, because a great many of them don't expect to go to Heaven, which at least the Bishops do.