my definition of the ideal man is 'that particular man with whom a woman happens to be in love at that particular time.

They say that women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men.

Young men still desire women as much as ever, even though they don't want to marry them as much.

Technological man can't believe in anything that can't be measured, taped, or put into a computer.

[On the Democratic Party:] Its leaders are always troubadors of trouble; crooners of catastrophe ... A Democratic President is doomed to proceed to his goals like a squid, squirting darkness all about him.

Women do generally manage to love the guys they marry more than they manage to marry the guys they love.

There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife.