Advertising has done more to cause the social unrest of the 20th century than any other single factor.

Women can't have an honest exchange in front of men without having it called a cat fight.

the only time travelers are really gay is when they are traveling for no good reason at all.

If old age means a crown of thorns, the trick is to wear it jauntily.

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own.

But if God had wanted us to think just with our wombs, why did He give us a brain?

Since the birth of our nation, the steady performance of the Marine Corps in fighting America's battles has made it the very symbol of military excellence. The Corps has come to be recognized worldwide as an elite force of fighting men, renowned for their physical endurance, for their high level of obedience, and for the fierce pride they take, as individuals, in the capacity for self discipline.