Advertising has done more to cause the social unrest of the 20th century than any other single factor.

Communism is the opiate of the intellectuals.

Lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, and lessens the frictions of social contacts.

Watergate is the great liberal illusion that you can have public virtue without private morality.

Communism is the opiate of the intellectuals - With no cure except as a guillotine might be called a cure for dandruff.

It is matrimonial suicide to be jealous when you have a really good reason.

You know, that's the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother.