Technological man can't believe in anything that can't be measured, taped, or put into a computer.

You know, that's the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother.

Middle age is the way you would feel about summer if you knew there would never be another spring.

Communism is the opiate of the intellectuals - With no cure except as a guillotine might be called a cure for dandruff.

A man has only one escape from his old self: to see a different self in the mirror of some woman's eyes.

Nature abhors a vacuum, even in the heads of statesmen.

They say that women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men.