Censorship, like charity, should begin at home, but, unlike charity, it should end there.

H. L. Mencken told me once that he answered all his mail, pleasant and unpleasant, with just one line, 'You may be right.' That's the way I feel now. It is in the realm of possibility, just barely, that I could be the one who's wrong.

I refuse the compliment that I think like a man, thought has no sex, one either thinks or one does not.

If old age means a crown of thorns, the trick is to wear it jauntily.

Autobiography is mostly alibiography.

Advertising has done more to cause the social unrest of the 20th century than any other single factor.

the only time travelers are really gay is when they are traveling for no good reason at all.