Censorship, like charity, should begin at home, but, unlike charity, it should end there.

[On Vice-President Henry A. Wallace:] Much of what Mr. Wallace calls his global thinking is, no matter how you slice it, still globaloney.

A great man is one sentence.

Remember, whenever a Republican leaves one side of the aisle and goes to the other, it raises the intelligence quotient of both parties.

I am for lifting everyone off the social bottom. In fact, I am for doing away with the social bottom altogether.

I was wondering today what the religion of the country is - and all I could come up with is sex.

Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.