There aren't many women now I'd like to see as President - but there are fewer men.

Young men still desire women as much as ever, even though they don't want to marry them as much.

The women who inspired this play deserved to be smacked across the head with a meat ax and that, I flatter myself, is exactly what I smacked them with.

A woman can produce what no man can: a child.

H. L. Mencken told me once that he answered all his mail, pleasant and unpleasant, with just one line, 'You may be right.' That's the way I feel now. It is in the realm of possibility, just barely, that I could be the one who's wrong.

[On Vice-President Henry A. Wallace:] Much of what Mr. Wallace calls his global thinking is, no matter how you slice it, still globaloney.

I don't have a warm personal enemy left. They've all died off. I miss them terribly because they helped define me.