A man's home may seem to be his castle on the outside; inside is more often his nursery.

I was wondering today what the religion of the country is - and all I could come up with is sex.

Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.

Technological man can't believe in anything that can't be measured, taped, or put into a computer.

The women who inspired this play deserved to be smacked across the head with a meat ax and that, I flatter myself, is exactly what I smacked them with.

I refuse the compliment that I think like a man, thought has no sex, one either thinks or one does not.

H. L. Mencken told me once that he answered all his mail, pleasant and unpleasant, with just one line, 'You may be right.' That's the way I feel now. It is in the realm of possibility, just barely, that I could be the one who's wrong.