A man's home may seem to be his castle on the outside; inside is more often his nursery.

[On the Democratic Party:] Its leaders are always troubadors of trouble; crooners of catastrophe ... A Democratic President is doomed to proceed to his goals like a squid, squirting darkness all about him.

Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable.

If old age means a crown of thorns, the trick is to wear it jauntily.

Censorship, like charity, should begin at home, but, unlike charity, it should end there.

I was wondering today what the religion of the country is - and all I could come up with is sex.

Nature abhors a vacuum, even in the heads of statesmen.