A woman can produce what no man can: a child.

Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable.

Young men still desire women as much as ever, even though they don't want to marry them as much.

Communism is the opiate of the intellectuals - With no cure except as a guillotine might be called a cure for dandruff.

Lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, and lessens the frictions of social contacts.

What generally passes for 'thought' among the majority of mankind is the time one takes out to rearrange one's prejudices.

Remember, whenever a Republican leaves one side of the aisle and goes to the other, it raises the intelligence quotient of both parties.