Congealed fat is pretty much the same, irrespective of the delicacy around which it is concealed.

Owning a racehorse is probably the most expensive way of getting on to a racecourse for nothing.

To barbecue is a way of life rather than a desirable method of cooking.

I was going to talk about Nicholas Parsons' ignorance, but 18 seconds would be a wholly insufficient time.

There's no law that decrees when not to whinge, but you reach a certain age - 80 seems about right - when you're expected to manifest querulousness - the coffee's too hot, the boiled egg's too soft.

Congealed fat is pretty much the same, irrespective of the delicacy around which it is concealed.

If anyone tells me I'm fat, I say, - That's because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit