I understand it is 13-8 against Egon Ronay publishing a Good Betting Shop Food Guide by 1997.

Congealed fat is pretty much the same, irrespective of the delicacy around which it is concealed.

There's no law that decrees when not to whinge, but you reach a certain age - 80 seems about right - when you're expected to manifest querulousness - the coffee's too hot, the boiled egg's too soft.

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer.

I find it hard to say, because when I was there it seemed to be shut.

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men.

If you mind losing more than you enjoy winning, don't bet.