If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer.

I find it hard to say, because when I was there it seemed to be shut.

I was going to talk about Nicholas Parsons' ignorance, but 18 seconds would be a wholly insufficient time.

If you mind losing more than you enjoy winning, don't bet.

Owning a racehorse is probably the most expensive way of getting on to a racecourse for nothing.

I understand it is 13-8 against Egon Ronay publishing a Good Betting Shop Food Guide by 1997.

To barbecue is a way of life rather than a desirable method of cooking.