As far as I'm concerned, the only difference between the Republicans and the Democrats is the Republicans are Socialists and the Democrats are Bolsheviks.

Support your right to arm bears.

In my day the schools taught two things, love of country and penmanship-now they don't teach either.

Cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human mind. They realize...that we have an infuriating inability to understand, let alone follow, even the simplest and most explicit of directions.

What this world needs is a new kind of army - the army of the kind.

I detest professional anythings but particularly professional writers. Most of them today are just garbage collectors.

A "good" family, it seems, is one that used to be better.