What this world needs is a new kind of army - the army of the kind.

...one of the ways in which cats show happiness is by sleeping.

On resigning as collaborator on the memoirs of the former Wallis Warfield Simpson, new summaries, 6 October 1955. You can't make the Duchess of Windsor into Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm.

A "good" family, it seems, is one that used to be better.

Relations between the sexes are so complicated that the only way you can tell if members of the set are going together is if they are married. Then, almost certainly, they are not.

Opera is like a husband with a foreign title: expensive to support, hard to understand, and therefore a supreme social challenge.

I detest professional anythings but particularly professional writers. Most of them today are just garbage collectors.