What this world needs is a new kind of army - the army of the kind.

...one of the ways in which cats show happiness is by sleeping.

The National Park Service shot a mule in the face. He survived but had trouble swallowing and often food came out of his nose.

What this world needs is a new kind of army - the army of the kind.

I detest professional anythings but particularly professional writers. Most of them today are just garbage collectors.

Have you ever heard one civilized person whose opinion you respect, at any time, anywhere, in any civilized country anywhere, say the good new days?

The customer is always right! John Wanamaker must be turning in his grave. If you're a customer today, you're an intruder.