What this world needs is a new kind of army - the army of the kind.

It has long been a theory of mine and I am known, if I do say so, for my long theories that authors, generally speaking, are rotten letter writers.

I detest professional anythings but particularly professional writers. Most of them today are just garbage collectors.

The National Park Service shot a mule in the face. He survived but had trouble swallowing and often food came out of his nose.

Opera is like a husband with a foreign title: expensive to support, hard to understand, and therefore a supreme social challenge.

Every damn President since I can remember has been so in love with foreign policy that they're just like a schoolboy with a new girl.

Relations between the sexes are so complicated that the only way you can tell if members of the set are going together is if they are married. Then, almost certainly, they are not.