Cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human mind. They realize...that we have an infuriating inability to understand, let alone follow, even the simplest and most explicit of directions.

It has long been a theory of mine and I am known, if I do say so, for my long theories that authors, generally speaking, are rotten letter writers.

The National Park Service shot a mule in the face. He survived but had trouble swallowing and often food came out of his nose.

...one of the ways in which cats show happiness is by sleeping.

Have you ever heard one civilized person whose opinion you respect, at any time, anywhere, in any civilized country anywhere, say the good new days?

Opera is like a husband with a foreign title: expensive to support, hard to understand, and therefore a supreme social challenge.

I consider the 3 most cruelly produced foods to be from lobsters, dropped alive into boiling water, veal from calves separated from their mothers and kept in crates, and pate de foie gras.