The customer is always right! John Wanamaker must be turning in his grave. If you're a customer today, you're an intruder.

I can't take a well-tanned person seriously.

I detest professional anythings but particularly professional writers. Most of them today are just garbage collectors.

In my day the schools taught two things, love of country and penmanship-now they don't teach either.

As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.

On resigning as collaborator on the memoirs of the former Wallis Warfield Simpson, new summaries, 6 October 1955. You can't make the Duchess of Windsor into Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm.

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all.