It has long been a theory of mine and I am known, if I do say so, for my long theories that authors, generally speaking, are rotten letter writers.

The National Park Service shot a mule in the face. He survived but had trouble swallowing and often food came out of his nose.

On resigning as collaborator on the memoirs of the former Wallis Warfield Simpson, new summaries, 6 October 1955. You can't make the Duchess of Windsor into Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm.

The customer is always right! John Wanamaker must be turning in his grave. If you're a customer today, you're an intruder.

I consider the 3 most cruelly produced foods to be from lobsters, dropped alive into boiling water, veal from calves separated from their mothers and kept in crates, and pate de foie gras.

...one of the ways in which cats show happiness is by sleeping.

I detest professional anythings but particularly professional writers. Most of them today are just garbage collectors.