It has long been a theory of mine and I am known, if I do say so, for my long theories that authors, generally speaking, are rotten letter writers.

...one of the ways in which cats show happiness is by sleeping.

The National Park Service shot a mule in the face. He survived but had trouble swallowing and often food came out of his nose.

As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.

As far as I'm concerned, the only difference between the Republicans and the Democrats is the Republicans are Socialists and the Democrats are Bolsheviks.

Every damn President since I can remember has been so in love with foreign policy that they're just like a schoolboy with a new girl.

I consider the 3 most cruelly produced foods to be from lobsters, dropped alive into boiling water, veal from calves separated from their mothers and kept in crates, and pate de foie gras.