Opera is like a husband with a foreign title: expensive to support, hard to understand, and therefore a supreme social challenge.

A "good" family, it seems, is one that used to be better.

Support your right to arm bears.

As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.

...one of the ways in which cats show happiness is by sleeping.

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all.

I've always had a sneaking fondness for Martin Van Buren. He wrote his autobiography, you know, and never once mentioned his wife. Now that's what I call a mans man.