I don't think I'm really a rude person, but now I see myself on television, I think, 'Oh, God, that is a bit strong.' And I wonder if I've always been like that and I haven't been aware of it.

I have done well out of TV, but not well enough to buy football clubs. I'm not sure it's ever a way to make money.

I like New York. There are similarities with London that make it feel rather like home, but at the same time it's slightly fictional.

I like being forced to think about things in a different way.

This is me, Clive Anderson, saying good night. Good night.

I'm pale-skinned so I don't feel at my best on a beach.

I like to think of myself as a natural gardener.