Snooker is just chess with balls.

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology.

When I was young I never believed that Australia was anything else except blessed. I thought it was a little dull when I was young, but that was 'cause I was a snob.

A sceptic finds Dallas absurd. A cynic thinks the public doesn't

Perhaps I should have pointed out more often that without her (mother's) guidance and example I might have gone straight from short pants to Long Bay Gaol, which in those days was still in use and heavily populated by larcenous young men who had chosen their parents less wisely.

If an artist is any good at all, then he or she will have a later phase that's more interesting than the early one.

People should be stopped from writing poetry. There's far too much of it. And if they're any good, they'll go ahead anyways.