Delivering the State of the Union? That bloke couldn't deliver pizza.

A loose horse is any horse sensible enough to get rid of its rider at an early stage and carry on unencumbered.

In recent years, perhaps encouraged by competition from McDonald's, the British hamburger has become a credit to the nation. At the time of which I speak, it looked like a scorched beer-coaster or a tenderized disc brake.

Common sense and a sense of humour are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humour is just common sense, dancing. Those who lack humour are without judgment and should be trusted with nothing.

The Canadian version of Julius Caesar's memoirs? I came, I saw, I coped.

A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is no life at all.

All I can do is turn a phrase until it catches the light.