Many of the Iranian players show their Christian names on their shirts.

He is the man who has been brought on to replace Pavel Nedved. The irreplaceable Pavel Nedved.

Quite literally, you would not have put your shirt on him two weeks ago.

He's showed him the left leg, then the right. Where's the ball, the defender asks? It's up his sleeve.

He went through a non-existant gap.

England are learning to walk before they can run with their feet nailed firmly to the ground.

That's often the best place to beat a goalkeeper, isn't it, between the legs?