If you cut Jamie Carragher open, he'll bleed red.

He's showed him the left leg, then the right. Where's the ball, the defender asks? It's up his sleeve.

England are learning to walk before they can run with their feet nailed firmly to the ground.

One or two of their players aren't getting any younger

If they come back it's a night we'll remember for a long time. But that's a capital if.

Many of the Iranian players show their Christian names on their shirts.

Young Michael Brown is still somewhat of a wild-child, with the ill behaviour, with the ill behaviour!!